Computer! Make me a sammich! Yes, Dear! Who needs a wife when you have the MaidTron 3000? Buy yours today!
Yes.....Yes Sir..... Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Happy Holidays From Your Friends At Heaven's Gate
LIFE, AS THEY CORRECTLY PREDICTED, FOR 1975.
GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The whitest people in the world.
Be thankful we DON'T have them.
I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!