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Yes.....Yes Sir..... Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Happy Holidays From Your Friends At Heaven's Gate

For Mother's Day... The Ladies' TARDIS By Frigidaire

GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The whitest people in the world.

Be thankful we DON'T have them.

Computer! Make me a sammich! Yes, Dear! Who needs a wife when you have the MaidTron 3000? Buy yours today!

We come for snu snu

THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.

I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!