Be thankful we DON'T have them.
Computer! Make me a sammich! Yes, Dear! Who needs a wife when you have the MaidTron 3000? Buy yours today!
I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!
Happy Holidays From Your Friends At Heaven's Gate
LIFE, AS THEY CORRECTLY PREDICTED, FOR 1975.
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.