MSG Makes Everything Taste Better!
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
It's condensed, like my emotions.
Enjoy it while you can. In a couple of decades, the radical vegetarian agenda will have us completely vilified.
Just eating My feelings away
I like my bacon like I like my men. How is that? 40% fat and Canadian
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!