As the concept of cooking in the living room dawned on her, Alice began to consider the enormous possibilities of the kitchen.
WHAT YOU MEAN REMOVE SHELL?
MSG Makes Everything Taste Better!
This seems like a lot of work for a tray of sushi, dad.
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
WOULD YOU LIKE CAKE WITH THAT FAIL?
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
Wanna eat something? Why not Zoidberg?
It's condensed, like my emotions.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
I like my bacon like I like my men. How is that? 40% fat and Canadian
Enjoy it while you can. In a couple of decades, the radical vegetarian agenda will have us completely vilified.