Wanna eat something? Why not Zoidberg?
I like my bacon like I like my men. How is that? 40% fat and Canadian
As the concept of cooking in the living room dawned on her, Alice began to consider the enormous possibilities of the kitchen.
WHAT YOU MEAN REMOVE SHELL?
Enjoy it while you can. In a couple of decades, the radical vegetarian agenda will have us completely vilified.
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
WOULD YOU LIKE CAKE WITH THAT FAIL?
MSG Makes Everything Taste Better!
Just eating My feelings away