Just eating My feelings away
Enjoy it while you can. In a couple of decades, the radical vegetarian agenda will have us completely vilified.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
WOULD YOU LIKE CAKE WITH THAT FAIL?
MSG Makes Everything Taste Better!
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
I like my bacon like I like my men. How is that? 40% fat and Canadian
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
This seems like a lot of work for a tray of sushi, dad.
Wanna eat something? Why not Zoidberg?
As the concept of cooking in the living room dawned on her, Alice began to consider the enormous possibilities of the kitchen.