SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE! In Style!
Gertrude was into steam punk long before alll you b*tches
DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.
Well we had to hock the washing machine, the piano and all the furniture but we managed to buy out Bloomingdales' entire spring collection!
THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US! That time of the year when you realise, once again, why you don't do much with your extended family.
WE ARE LIVIN IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND I AM A MATERIAL SQUIRREL
city lions no longer in touch with nature
My shorts are so short my crabs actually got SUNBURN.
my purses are indeed badass
We're from South Park. I'm Kenny's wife. Have you seen him? I'm Kenny's mother. I'm Kenny's sister. What do you mean, Kenny's Dead?!!