Don't do drugs. Just laugh at all the crazy things that can happen and the punny and trippy jokes they lead to. From a distance is best.
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
Quick, hide the coke, i think hes painting us!
NEVER DO RICOLA AND ECSTASY AT THE SAME TIME
Dolores dahling, you really do sell the most delightful cocaine.
Thank you Mimi... And your idea to make hats like giant aspirin tablets has really caught on this season I see.
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It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
gimme that sweet brown liquid crack