Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
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Dolores dahling, you really do sell the most delightful cocaine.
Thank you Mimi... And your idea to make hats like giant aspirin tablets has really caught on this season I see.
Snoop Dogg has his own way of proposing.
Quick, hide the coke, i think hes painting us!
NEVER DO RICOLA AND ECSTASY AT THE SAME TIME