What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!
Satan's bachelor party.
How Stella became the most popular gal in the bar.
Another butterbeer, Tom! And a cracker for Polly!
Molly's large intestine really objected to her drinking.