How Stella became the most popular gal in the bar.
Satan's bachelor party.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
MARTINIS. PART OF A GOOD BALANCED BREAKFAST.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!
Molly's large intestine really objected to her drinking.