In years past the Westminster Dog Show had some very unusual categories.
HOLD STILL BOY! I DON'T WANT THE DOG CATCHING THESE THINGS!
Angus, do not despair. Lots of boys have cankles.
a day at the beach: Dad, Amy, Sue, Mom, Elsa, and Elsa's lunch.
Fun. God, how I hate it.
Jedediah Thumb: Frontiersman and Chihuahua wrangler