dinosaur

But of course, I was very, very ...drunk

All Russia has is bears. There's no way they can beat me this time.

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL You won't regret it.

THINGS TO DO TODAY... Eat all the small stuff.

HIGHLY EVOLVED PREDATOR The Windsor knot and silk pocket square indubitably proves it.

FENTOOOOON!!! OH JESUS CHRIST

Velociraptors. Highly cultured gentlemen predators of the Cretaceous.

Society had torn them apart, but Sally dreamed of being with her true love again someday.

I'm telling you, as the dominant species, we'll never go extinct.

Coke! Pepsi!

But my parents...they'll never understand. Would it help at all if I ate them?

I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

Punk Dinosaur tries to fit in.