dinosaur

THINGS TO DO TODAY... Eat all the small stuff.

Velociraptors. Highly cultured gentlemen predators of the Cretaceous.

Coke! Pepsi!

I'm telling you, as the dominant species, we'll never go extinct.

HIGHLY EVOLVED PREDATOR The Windsor knot and silk pocket square indubitably proves it.

I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.

But my parents...they'll never understand. Would it help at all if I ate them?

All Russia has is bears. There's no way they can beat me this time.

Society had torn them apart, but Sally dreamed of being with her true love again someday.

FENTOOOOON!!! OH JESUS CHRIST

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL You won't regret it.

GUUUURRRLL!