dinosaur

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

But of course, I was very, very ...drunk

FENTOOOOON!!! OH JESUS CHRIST

I'm telling you, as the dominant species, we'll never go extinct.

THINGS TO DO TODAY... Eat all the small stuff.

Coke! Pepsi!

Punk Dinosaur tries to fit in.

HIGHLY EVOLVED PREDATOR The Windsor knot and silk pocket square indubitably proves it.

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL You won't regret it.

GUUUURRRLL!

Society had torn them apart, but Sally dreamed of being with her true love again someday.

But my parents...they'll never understand. Would it help at all if I ate them?

Velociraptors. Highly cultured gentlemen predators of the Cretaceous.