dinosaur

Velociraptors. Highly cultured gentlemen predators of the Cretaceous.

FENTOOOOON!!! OH JESUS CHRIST

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL You won't regret it.

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

But my parents...they'll never understand. Would it help at all if I ate them?

Coke! Pepsi!

Punk Dinosaur tries to fit in.

I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.

THINGS TO DO TODAY... Eat all the small stuff.

I'm telling you, as the dominant species, we'll never go extinct.

Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...

But of course, I was very, very ...drunk