This ride is so smooth. It's like we aren't moving at all

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Please Dear, Tell Me More...

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My dear Gertrude, you don't seriously think we'd invite the Broffmans. They have to stoop to chewing their own food. How positively uncouth!

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Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.

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No Time For Love

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The Early Days of Speed Metal

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ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings

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Would you? Could you? In a car?

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Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.

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Phillips Screwdriver

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It's Not The Size Of The Hat, But How You Use It

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We know. Just take the picture.

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Groucho Marx

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"In the Mood"

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"How many times do I have to tell you, woman...hold it by the frakkin' label!"

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