christmas

Og failed to take down his Christmas decorations by the deadline... The homeowners' association punished him accordingly.

Mr. Davis, don't worry, they can't see us. Now, do you see the man who stole your car?

I said silver bells.. how 'effin hard is it to get silver?

MOM LIKED EGG NOG A LOT

Question 6: "A ho is..." A garden implement. A trollop or prostitute. An expression of humor.

This year, you'll be marketing Christmas for us even earlier, gentlemen. Labor Day and Halloween are now 'Santa friendly' holidays.