christmas

This year, you'll be marketing Christmas for us even earlier, gentlemen. Labor Day and Halloween are now 'Santa friendly' holidays.

Og failed to take down his Christmas decorations by the deadline... The homeowners' association punished him accordingly.

MOM LIKED EGG NOG A LOT

Question 6: "A ho is..." A garden implement. A trollop or prostitute. An expression of humor.

I said silver bells.. how 'effin hard is it to get silver?

Mr. Davis, don't worry, they can't see us. Now, do you see the man who stole your car?