christmas

Og failed to take down his Christmas decorations by the deadline... The homeowners' association punished him accordingly.

MOM LIKED EGG NOG A LOT

Question 6: "A ho is..." A garden implement. A trollop or prostitute. An expression of humor.

This year, you'll be marketing Christmas for us even earlier, gentlemen. Labor Day and Halloween are now 'Santa friendly' holidays.

I said silver bells.. how 'effin hard is it to get silver?

Mr. Davis, don't worry, they can't see us. Now, do you see the man who stole your car?