christmas

MOM LIKED EGG NOG A LOT

Og failed to take down his Christmas decorations by the deadline... The homeowners' association punished him accordingly.

Question 6: "A ho is..." A garden implement. A trollop or prostitute. An expression of humor.

Mr. Davis, don't worry, they can't see us. Now, do you see the man who stole your car?

This year, you'll be marketing Christmas for us even earlier, gentlemen. Labor Day and Halloween are now 'Santa friendly' holidays.

I said silver bells.. how 'effin hard is it to get silver?