cat

Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!

Yep. This is definitely the Cat House.

Sees two periods at end of sentence. Weeps softly over fate of humanity.

Having survived the onslaughts of the picadors, Fluffy had one last opponent to beat to get her cheezburger.

Aww, look. She thinks she's people!

Tesla's premature death robbed the world of what would have doubtless been his greatest contribution...entire cities powered by MAG-LEV cats.

And God made the CAT...

Unfortunately Gulliver's laser pointer was too small to distract the cat.

She can wear a red hat and study as long as she pleases but the cat has more chance of making Cardinal than she does