Just remember one thing: two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left.
You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
I think my playtex living girdle just died.
The new Buick godawful
That's it! I'm dropping the skeleton and getting a GPS.
Slow down!! 4 miles per hour, are you crazy man?
Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.