Don't tell Mom, but I spiked the punch.
Soon all of Chicago would have a delicious caramel center.
DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH
It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
'Cause this is the last barrel of the good stuff....
I wonder what all the poor people are doing tonight, William? Hahahaha. Probably working for me!