This might be the beer talking, but, I really love beer!
Susan, Harry's talking to a saucepan. Just a few more beers and I think I can cinch the contract...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
Satan's bachelor party.
yes i know theres a beer in my future because i asked you for one 10 minutes ago. you have got to be the worst bartender that i've ever seen