You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
i can't hear your frantic expostulations to return your property over how primitiveand unevolved I am
The bear cub that Teddy Roosevelt spared went on to do great things.
C'mon, Bruno, you can do it! You're a big bear now, no need for training wheels anymore! Ok, Ok already... just don't pressure me. And for God's sake don't let the other bears see me if I fall!
"Look. I take care of my cubs, so no worries."
Now I forget was it uphill or downhill that they can't run??
No, Bear. It's too late for that.
The original carebear
Stop hitting yourself.
Y'KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME HERE FIRST. THOSE 3 BEARS DOWN THE BLOCK ARE FREAKIN' HILLBILLIES.