Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Molly's large intestine really objected to her drinking.
How Stella became the most popular gal in the bar.
Satan's bachelor party.