ORIGINS OF GREAT IDEAS, PART 1: YOUNG ALFRED HITCHCOCK IS ATTACKED BY A BIRD.
You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
oh no they've released the lolcat!
She can wear a red hat and study as long as she pleases but the cat has more chance of making Cardinal than she does
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
Ohhh, SH-... ABORT!!
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHICH ONE OF US WAS ADOPTED.
glory hole it has a rather disturbing beginning