DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH
It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
WINNIE KNEW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATING BUT AS LONG AS HE KEPT POURING THE CHAMPAGNE, SHE'D KEEP LICKING IT UP
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS DRINKING AND LAUNDRY