It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
WINNIE KNEW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATING BUT AS LONG AS HE KEPT POURING THE CHAMPAGNE, SHE'D KEEP LICKING IT UP
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS DRINKING AND LAUNDRY