When you're russian for a drink there's no time for stalin.
How do you clean stubborn spots off floors? Wear a condom.
It's the reason I get out of bed every afternoon!
Talk about sexy! "Ants-In-Her-Pants" panties will give that special lady in your life the confidence she needs to succeed outside the nest! Also, mirthful chuckles WITH you, not AT you...
A woman with 4 heads would be scary, but 4 hands could be FUN!
If this isn't the deal of the century, then I don't know what is.
A TESTIMONIAL from the prettiest girl in chemo.