accident

Found the problem. There is a train stuck in the tire.

"Do a barrel roll," they said. "It will be quite enjoyable," they said.

um, a little help here?

So, what should we do Mr. Vanderbilt? Keep the damn thing rollin'! Only this time, charge 'em a dollar extra for the 'air-conditioned comfort'!

The reason beans are banned on Amtrak today.

parachute an idea whose time has come a little late for some

What's all the racket?!? Can't a guy get some sleep around here?!?

INVENTION OF THE HOT TUB early models had a few bugs to work out.