Too bad nobody likes you enough to come.
At age 5, Tommy Derkins discovers that his imaginary friends make lousy party guests.
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Steve was perturbed over the lack of concern his friends displayed when he fell down the well.
THE 1950'S when all you had to worry about in life was total nuclear eradication.
Party's over, Dear, time to go~ Our host is wearing a lampshade.
Don't tell Mom, but I spiked the punch.