Death

Before the devil went down to Georgia...he played a few other gigs

Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.

yeah, I see him. Don't care. Totally worth it. B*tches love money.

I think you've made a mistake. My mother-in-law is in the next room.

I'll teach you to laugh in the face of Death...

Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles

There's my Deathy-poo! You know, he was the cutest little baby! Here, I have pictures!

Death appears in many forms... some feel his touch in feathered wing across the brow... Some glimpse his shadow on a bedroom wall... And some see him tromping across their maths homework on his way to the annual Stilt Dancing Festival in Anguiano

That's it! I'm dropping the skeleton and getting a GPS.

FACEPALM OF DEATH because, yes, you are that pathetic!

Nothing seems to be able to scare this little girl to death

Not Now, Death I'm Painting