Death

I think you've made a mistake. My mother-in-law is in the next room.

yeah, I see him. Don't care. Totally worth it. B*tches love money.

Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles

Before the devil went down to Georgia...he played a few other gigs

Death appears in many forms... some feel his touch in feathered wing across the brow... Some glimpse his shadow on a bedroom wall... And some see him tromping across their maths homework on his way to the annual Stilt Dancing Festival in Anguiano

I'll teach you to laugh in the face of Death...

Nothing seems to be able to scare this little girl to death

FACEPALM OF DEATH because, yes, you are that pathetic!

There's my Deathy-poo! You know, he was the cutest little baby! Here, I have pictures!

Not Now, Death I'm Painting

That's it! I'm dropping the skeleton and getting a GPS.

Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.