Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
Martians attack capture enemy base
i was sure i tied those down
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk