TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
i was sure i tied those down
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
Martians attack capture enemy base