GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
Martians attack capture enemy base
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.