ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.
Martians attack capture enemy base
Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!