Aliens

See kids? They DID exist! Once.

LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk

Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!

i was sure i tied those down

Martians attack capture enemy base

I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.

GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.