GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
Martians attack capture enemy base
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!