Aliens

Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!

See kids? They DID exist! Once.

Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....

Martians attack capture enemy base

i was sure i tied those down

GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.