Aliens

Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!

Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!

See kids? They DID exist! Once.

GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....

Martians attack capture enemy base

i was sure i tied those down

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk