See kids? They DID exist! Once.
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
i was sure i tied those down
Martians attack capture enemy base
I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.