Aliens

Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!

LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk

TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

i was sure i tied those down

See kids? They DID exist! Once.

I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.

Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....

Martians attack capture enemy base

Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!

GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.