Aliens

TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.

Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....

I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.

LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk

Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!

i was sure i tied those down

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

Martians attack capture enemy base