Escort Card - May I have the pleasure of escorting you home this evening? If so, keep this card. If not, please may I sit on the fence and see you go by? STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
Shouldn't have mentioned her period...
A bug? Crawling up my skirt?? Lift it some more so I can get him for you.
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ATTENTION COMPENSATORS your dream vehicle has arrived.
You've been gone in the Crusades a long time. I should warn you. Mama got fat. And remarried. And rich. And hired someone to kill you. And we no longer bear your name. But...WELCOME HOME, DADDY!