Why yes Susan...I have been known to use all of the swear words in one sentence

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Bubble Girl wanted to see the world and hoped that one day she would meet the perfect Bubble Boy And they could settle down and raise a family of bubbles all their own.

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What is this? A tank for ants?

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Well Bernice, I have decided that our marriage is over. Hating you would require an emotional commitment, and frankly, I just don't have the time or the patience.

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Take a good look, Zeb. Some day this will all be a Wal-mart.

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Free wine and cheese day got a little out of hand

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Trotsky Considers His Priorities

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Do You Have Your Ticket?

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Inside Steve Madden's Secret Warehouse

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The Smith family loved when Daddy read Vonnegut aloud on Sundays but, admittedly, some of the humor and political references just went right over the children's heads.

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When I said we should bury the hatchet

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You'll Never Take My Comfort Frame!

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You're Catholics, don't let me catch you beleiving in this Mayan crap

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Step aside coffee... This is a job for alcohol

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TELEVISION

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Benson's practical jokes eventually gave his father a heart attack and put his mother in the loony bin

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