Tom Hiddleston's innermost thoughts while filming Henry IV, part I
I have candy... In my ship.
no, no, tell the lawyers.. they're not "batarangs" they're "roborangs"
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother is a wh*re.
-The Big Bang Theory, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco