If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
The dress isn't gonna trash itself, you're gonna have to do a little of the work.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
You may now toss your bride into the water.
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.