One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.