One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"