As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
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