You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
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