This video is sort of a wish fulfillment scenario for me. Those 90s haircuts? The clothes? Dump 'em in the ocean.
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"
As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.