You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.
This video is sort of a wish fulfillment scenario for me. Those 90s haircuts? The clothes? Dump 'em in the ocean.
Can't quite make out what they're reading...
"The Married Man and the Sea?"
"Taffeta on the Shore?"
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
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