As someone who can hardly drink anything on the rocks, I can't even appreciate the whimsy of this because of how it must taste.
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
Get married and trash the dress all in one shot. No need to re-hire a phototgrapher!
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
You have to go to great lengths to marry the merman of your dreams.