Sprint Down the Aisle

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Sprint Down the Aisle
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Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.

Cool Wedding, Bro

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Cool Wedding, Bro
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Not sure who would hate on a sweet train wedding, though!

The Pain Train

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The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.

Pull Me Plz

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Pull Me Plz
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Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.

Pick Up The Slack

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Pick Up The Slack
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I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!