Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
A model is suspended by hot air balloon during an attempt to break the world record for longest wedding dress train in Bucharest, Romania. The train is made of 4,700 meters of fabric and stretches 1.86 miles long.
Check out the video here!
I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!
Oh great, all these cheery flashmobbers are getting in the way of my usual morning subway commute nap. BOOOO!
All aboard the Ridiculous-Dress Express!