... They have to wear comically oversized shades! Or else I'm just really out of touch and these are what all the kids are wearing to Bonaroo.
That... that's a pretty bold statement. I mean, they're literally saying that their love is so bright that it could damage to their guests' eyes. Like they're this giant flaming ball of romance that could actually cause physical harm to those around them. I mean, if it's true then great! But wow.