My husband doesn't like to smile, so he showed his joy with a "Yay!" pennant.

As someone who spends her whole day writing more than speaking, I can appreciate this! Imagine I'm holding a tiny banner that says "CONGRATS."

Yippeeee. Look how excited we are, you guys. Guys. Hey guys, look how stoked me are. Huzzah.

You know what? I admire her ingenuity. Brides have to smile so much on their big day, why not get a face-double and save those cheekbones?