Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.