Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?