Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."