I would write a blurb for this but the only thing that comes to mind is, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...
They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!
Hey, who snuck a piece before the bride and groom? I blame the Cylons.
Roxy takes pity on the lives of wee humans in love.
Prepared to fight the forces of evil for the fate of the marriage. Set humor to ludicrous speed!