Regression Progression

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Regression Progression
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Like preschoolers except I certainly hope preschoolers don't know those words.

Save the Mayhem

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Save the Mayhem
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It takes special folks to survive the robot apocalypse.

Also light sabers, a pony wearing the Hunger Games mockingjay emblem, and a sweet brown hoodie doesn't hurt either!

The Truth

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The Truth
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Sabrina says: "Save The Date for our upcoming nuptials. Truth is always the best policy."

Mission Accomplished

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Mission Accomplished
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Incredibly suspending both you and your betrothed with one arm? That's the power of love.

Samson and Delilah

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Samson and Delilah
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Here's a little-known rule from the Blogger's Drinking Game. Every time you make a Biblical reference about something completely nonreligious, instead of taking a shot you have to push your chair back from your desk and think long and hard about what you've just done.