Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
Who said you can't have a vibrant and classy wedding in Vegas? The orange is fantastic!
A comically over-sized bouquet. Just for you dearest.