Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
Hit the link below to see the epic, Scott Pilgrim-themed journey a Toronto woman sent her boyfriend on that ended in a proposal. So sweet!
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