And nary a portal shall ever separate them.

An engagement ring lost four years ago at Rigby Lake in Idaho was recovered by a kayaker and returned to its owner. Necia Rasmussen misplaced her princess-cut diamond ring while visiting the lake in 2008, when she removed it to apply sunscreen to her children. Interestingly enough, her mother-in-law also had a similar experience in which she lost her engagement ring only to find it thirty years later in the family garden. Luck runs in the family!

Yes, but how many tree rings were sacrificed for these twee rings?

OMG THUMBELINA! SHE EXISTS! Wait, perspective? What's that? Some kind of witchcraft?

Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.

What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.

A whole lotta trust going on in this relationship, you can tell...