A Transformers engagement ring! Autobots assemble! We gotta get a convoy going to this wedding in case the Decepticons show up.
What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.
Check out these wedding bands by Sakurako Shimizu. They are molded into a waveform representation of your partner's voice recorded saying "I do," or any phrase you choose. A very cool and unorthodox idea!
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.