And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
Melissa says: "Even the sonic screwdriver couldn't make my ring more gorgeous! My photographer Heidi Caldwell was awesome in incorporating our Star Wars and Doctor Who themed wedding." It's just a good thing they aren't made of wood!
OMG THUMBELINA! SHE EXISTS!
Wait, perspective? What's that? Some kind of witchcraft?
This proposal comes background check-ready! In case you're just not quite sure yet.