National Guard Staff Sergeant Fred Herzfeldt proposes to his girlfriend JoAn Vargas with no words, just silence, a ring, and a sign.
"Silence is golden," indeed!
Quit playing games with my heart. Unless it's Scrabble.
He knows I collect Maneki Neko statues so I loved the gift and then I noticed it was hinged in the middle....
Just because you can't ACTUALLY marry your cat doesn't mean you can come as close as legally possible to including your cat in your marriage.