Traditional ring bearers are fun and all, but wouldn't you want your rings delivered to the altar by a BIRD OF FREAKING PREY?!
It's a quick one, only four words!
Oh come on now, that's a pretty nice apple!
National Guard Staff Sergeant Fred Herzfeldt proposes to his girlfriend JoAn Vargas with no words, just silence, a ring, and a sign.
"Silence is golden," indeed!