Quit playing games with my heart. Unless it's Scrabble.
I've never been one to find death-themed weddings anything but morbid, so to me all this evokes is stealing jewelry from corpses. Err, I mean, happy wedding!
It's worth a 10-minute hiatus in the nuptial action to make sure you can retrieve the bride's ring. They didn't find it during the ceremony, thankfully the vicar found it later. Phew!
Just because you can't ACTUALLY marry your cat doesn't mean you can come as close as legally possible to including your cat in your marriage.
I have a sneaking suspicion they won't be giving diamond rings away for every pair bought, sadly.