If you're going to stick this on the top of your wedding cake, why even bother with the flowers on the table, or with a table at all? Just serve your guests funyuns out of the bag with cans of Mello Yello and they can squat.
"You are the gold cap on my tooth."
"You are the saturated fat in my ding-dong."
"You are the naked lady mudflaps on my hummer."
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