"You are the gold cap on my tooth."
"You are the saturated fat in my ding-dong."
"You are the naked lady mudflaps on my hummer."
I could go on and on...
If you're going to stick this on the top of your wedding cake, why even bother with the flowers on the table, or with a table at all? Just serve your guests funyuns out of the bag with cans of Mello Yello and they can squat.
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