I now pronounce you...bewbs.

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I now pronounce you...bewbs.
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By MapleBay (the bride)
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looks like the officiant might have been distracted by the bride's huge tracts of land

And The Preacher Planked

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And The Preacher Planked
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Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.

It's Not What He Says...

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It's Not What He Says...
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It's what he does that counts. Thank God because from the looks of it he just said a mouthful.