looks like the officiant might have been distracted by the bride's huge tracts of land
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.
It's what he does that counts. Thank God because from the looks of it he just said a mouthful.