Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
Ai've been to so many weddings ober da years...
Video game analogies for those of you born in 1980+.
Sounds about... wait what? No way.
Remember gals, your life isn't about what you like to do or what you are good at. It's about positioning yourself to meet as many men as possible and pretending to be interested in their boring hobbies. #1940slogic