So stop kissing your chips and whispering into the dice hoping she'll hear you, fellas.
That is one chic skirt kilt.
Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
OH WOW A FREE T-SHIRT?!?! Sold.
Wait, what's the winning number? How do I know if I won?! OH DEAR GOD SOMEBODY TELL ME!