Tried to strum a few notes, got frosting everywhere.
... This wouldn't be the first time my musical inclinations ruined a party. :(
This cake just tells it like it is (although there were not multiple grooms!)
I hope this doesn't mean that if you have a full head of hair like young Homer here when you get married that you'll end up fat and bald in ten years.
Not sure why I'm making this face...the cake was wonderful!
Better make it a double.