This cake just tells it like it is (although there were not multiple grooms!)
Grooms cake, don't ask me why
Yellow cake with peanut butter frosting. Not just awesome, deliciously awesome!
Everyone's favorite Borderlands robot says "Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
If you have a big secret to share with the family, you might as well bring cake.
I hope this doesn't mean that if you have a full head of hair like young Homer here when you get married that you'll end up fat and bald in ten years.