I hope this doesn't mean that if you have a full head of hair like young Homer here when you get married that you'll end up fat and bald in ten years.
A grooms cake made by me for one of my best friend's wedding
Tried to strum a few notes, got frosting everywhere.
... This wouldn't be the first time my musical inclinations ruined a party. :(
If you have a big secret to share with the family, you might as well bring cake.