Bachelorette squirrel is eager to tie the nut(!)

Hold really still, maybe they can't see us.

Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.

So the maid of honor and I negotiated this shot with the photographer via silent gestures and nod, right behind the bride's back, on-the-spot during the pictures. It was our one goof move, and the MOH has the classic musical theater "stage moment!" look, while I have my maniacal mad-scientist elementary teacher face on. She had no idea until she got the pictures back!

Yeah, I guess "jewel bouquet" sounds a but more romantic and fitting to the occasion.

Okay, now tell the violist and camera man to leave.