Either it's been a really long day or he's doing his version of the worm that's a lot more like a slug.
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
Wait a minute guys, we need him for this wedding. He's the groom...