I love the idea that the bride-to-be's screams of joy were indistinguishable from screams of bloody murder.
Check out this silent newsreel footage of King George VI and Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother! It's silent so you can watch it at work! (BTW, the hip internet acronym for that is SSYCWIAW!)
Forget the ring, he got you a new cow! I'm not sure what else you could ask for in life, really!